Pamatay na pick up lines tagalog

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boy: pulis ka ba?
girl: hindi, bakit?
boy: kasi nahuli mo ang loob ko.

boy: susi ka ba?
girl: ha! bakit?
boy: nabuksan mo ang naka-kandadong puso ko.

boy: teacher ka ba?
girl: hindi ah!
boy: kasi tinuruan mo ang puso kong magmahal.

boy: ano buisness nyo?
girl: wala bakit!?!?!?!
boy: akala ko pagawaan ng fire works, lakas kasi ng putok mo.

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e sa mga to...
"Would you touch me?
So i can tell my friends
That i have been touched by an angel..?"

"Maging Cactus ka man..
handa akong masaktan..
mayakap ka lng.."

eto pick up lines...
Boy:Miss pahrm nman ng pen mo saglit
lng please?
Girl:Ok
Boy:nyay ayaw nman sumulat
miss o?
Girl:pwde yan, kkgamit ko lng nyan
kanina e..
Boy:weh! cge nga sulat mo nga number
mo?

Boy: Im invisible!
Girl: Ows?
Boy: Bakit? Can you see me?
Girl: Oo naman!
Boy: How bout 2morow night?

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Boy:
I heard u were great at algebra?

Grl:
Well, sort of, why?

Boy:
Can u please,


SUBSTITUTE MY "X"?